Director: Christopher Rage
Year: 1987
Length: 60 min
Condoms: N/A
From the opening moment of Bad Ass to the last frame, it's all about ass. As the credits roll, as we're introduced to each of these men, as the action heats up, everything leads to a butthole crescendo. Joe Simmons and Keith Ardent start out by yanking on each other's nipples and talking dirty to each other. Rage cuts to Ardent, Simmons and Catfish Jones pawing at Ned Drikol's ass, then substituing his mouth, as they shove their fingers in over his outstretched tongue. The dialogue is all about his ass, however, treating his mouth like an asshole for their fists.
But Rage likes to play tricks on the viewer, quickly cutting to 5 hands pulling on an anonymous ass, opening it up as the camera pulls back to show that it's Ardent on all fours, as Simmons, Drikol and Jones alternate fingering Ardent. Another quick cut to Simmons, holding a chocolate-colored dildo like it was his cock, and then, of course, Simmons shoving the dildo up Ardent's ass, covered in grease, as Jones and Driskol work Ardent's nips and hold up his legs.
The players switch off, as Jones sits on a flesh-colored dildo, and Ardent, Driskol and Simmons help him bounce up and down while continuing the filthy discussion. The action again cuts to Driskol and Jones sharing a double-headed fat dildo as Simmons and Ardent work it into their asses, but the action is brief and cuts to Ardent on his back, legs in the air, and Driskol working his hole open with his fist. Driskol slides on a floppy glove, coats it in grease, and slides his hand right up Ardent's ass as Ardent moans with pleasure.
Simmons takes a crack at Ardent's ass next, sliding his larger fist in with ease. Ardent's cock drips pre-cum as Simmons twists his clenched fist, massaging his prostate and milking him. Good porn puts the viewer in the moment, and this moment conjurs that full feeling as Ardent strokes his hard cock faster and faster, with Jones and Driskol each working a nipple with either their tongues or their mouths.
But share and share alike; Jones gets on his knees as Ardent uses both hands to work his muscular ass, again assisted by Simmons and Driskol. Jones seems to be in another world as Ardent alternates hands. After several minutes of this, the action cuts to Driskol on all fours as Jones and Ardent pry open his ass with their fingers. Even Simmons can't resist poking at the gaping hole, opened wide and aching for action.
His relief is short-lived, as the action cuts to Simmons laying prone, Ardent fingering his hole as he frantically jacks his large cock to orgasm, cum gushing out and spunking the tabletop. Another cut, close up on Ardent bouncing on another dildo held by Simmons as Driskol stimulates his nipples; he, too, sprays his load out as he rides the toy.
Driskol takes another turn as Ardent uses a bright red strong of pearls, shoving all 5 rubber balls up his ass and pulling them back out before replacing the toy with his fist. Once Ardent is wrist-deep, Jones slides his fingers alongside and works his hand into Driskol's ass, getting knuckle-deep but not quite making it in. Another fast cut wto Simmons fisting Driskol as Jones and Ardent present an inflatable dildo, tantalizing him by blowing it up and showing him the size of the toy.
They let the air out and run the toy up Driskol's ass before pumping it up. Ardent pushes the toy completely inside, but yanks on the tube to give it some motion as Jones pumps it bigger and bigger. Ardent then uses the toy, still somewhat inflated, to fuck Driskol, sliding the ridged toy in and out as Simmons messages his ass. They pull the toy out, and Simmons and Ardent take turns shoving their greasy mitts up Driskol's ass as he strokes his cock.
And, it's over as quickly as it started, but not without Rage making an anonymous appearance, rimming Simmon's puckered hole close up, running his pink tongue over the brown puffy ring, sucking on Simmons hole as he crouches down.
Bad Ass is another ode to anal action, clearly Rage's preferred sexual organ. All four guys in Bad Ass get their holes worked over, some (Ardent) taking more than others (Simmons), but with an our of assplay, it's sure to please any sphincter afficianado.
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